I got my Cat Scratch Fever eight-track My best friend´s in a gun rack I´m a lowlife I owe everybody money I think racist jokes are funny
I´m a lowlife I got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth I´m makin´ time, I´m goin´ out With your wife
Cuz I´m a lowlife I´m a lowlife
I got kids I never seen And their momma´s seventeen I´m a lowlife I take strippers out to breakfast You can add that to my checklist I´m a lowlife Ahh the landlord called the rent is due I spent it all on a Kiss tattoo I Rock n Roll all night
Cuz I´m a lowlife I´m a lowlife I´m a lowlife Livin´ the highlife
I´m watchin´ porno on the TV Wonderin´ why she´d ever leave me I´m a lowlife The object of my affection Asked the police for protection I´m a lowlife The romance is gone, I´m doin´ fine Me and your mom had a real good time Just last night
Cuz I´m a lowlife I´m a lowlife
I make black music for the white man Keep cocaine upon my nightstand I´m a lowlife Ain´t never hung out in the Catskills But I´ve been to jail in Nashville I´m a lowlife I´ve got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth I´m makin´ time, I´m goin´ out With your wife
I´m a lowlife I´m a lowlife I´m a lowlife Livin´ the highlife