My momma wouldn´t say you were a nice guy
But you´re under forty and you have a job
My momma wouldn´t say you was a good boy
But you´re making money and you´re working hard so

I´m going to take you out, I don´t feel like it´s wrong
Me and my momma, we don´t get along

My momma, she would say your hair was too long
But your hair exactly is what I like the best
And my momma she would say you was a hoodlum
But I don´t know no hoodlum and you don´t pass the test

I´m going to take you out, I don´t feel like it´s wrong
Me and my momma, we don´t get along

Oh, baby, I´m standing so close, I can´t back down
You´re smiling and I know, I´m over and done now

I am done now

My momma say that it was wrong to see you
I lie just to meet you, I lie to get in
And my momma she would say that I deceived you
But that´s the only way I knew how to begin

So maybe you got your own problems, who doesn´t?
I´m crazy, you´re addicted, we are all of a sudden

My momma, she would love you like I love you
If she ever met you, if she ever knew
My momma, she would fall right on top of you
If she´d ever saw you, she´d be smitten, too

I´ll never take you home, I want you all for my own

Don´t let my momma hear your pretty song
I´m going to take you out, I don´t feel like it´s wrong
Me and my momma, we don´t get along