I got a girl named Bony Moronie.
She´s as skinny as a stick of macaroni.
Ought to see her rock and roll with her blue jeans on.
She´s not very fat, just skin and bone.

But I love her and she loves me.
We´re all happy now as we can be.
Making love underneath the apple tree.

Well, I told her mama and her papa too
Just exactly what I want to do.
I want to get married on a night in June,
And rock and roll by the light of the silvery moon.
Cause I love her and she loves me,
We´re all happy now as we can be.
Making love underneath the apple tree.

She´s my one and only, she´s my heart´s desire.
She´s a real upsetter, she´s a real live wire.
Everybody turns when my baby goes by.
She´s something to see, she really catches the eye.

I love her and she loves me,
We´re all happy now, as we can be.
Making love underneath the apple tree.