Y´know...Darkie Yes Bvdlvd? This campfire is really something... Yeah, it´s pretty nice Y´know what´d make it even better?
Hm? Could you tell me a Could you tell me a story about America? A story about America? Well of course!
I was ridin´ through the country in my truck I was huntin´ on the lookout for some duck But when I took aim with my shotgun, that duck flew up in the sky Well, I guess it ain´t that bird´s day to die
Ohhhhh, the USA From sea to shining sea, the land of freedom and the brave Ohhhhh, the United States In the whole wide world, there ain´t a better place
I got home from hunting early And I pulled into the yard My wife asked "Didn´t you catch anything? I guess we´ll have to starve" I said "I have a solution" Then pulled out my credit card Then we drove over to Walmart in the car
Ohhhhh, the USA There ain´t nothin´ you can´t buy when all your money is fake Ohhhhh, the United States You owe something to the man at the bank
So it´s votin´ time and I got some decisions to make Do I vote for the rich Republican? Or the democratic snake?
I´m standin´ in the booth And I just don´t know what to think This year I think I´ma leave both boxes blank
Ohhhhh, the USA Every time they make you vote It´s like both options are the same Ohhhhh, the United States Where the politicians fight over your brain
The government is tryna take my land a second time So that they can build another big long oil pipeline Using imminent domain to say they´ll take what isn´t mine But as long as I got my gun All that they can do is try
Ohhhhh, the USA Where they take all of our taxes And they send it to Ukraine Ohhhhh, the United States It´s the land that I´ll love until I´m laying in my grave
Wow... That was uh That was really somethin´ Yeah, thanks dude But y´know you should probably vote, like, you That´s, kinda important You know, you fuckin´ British people always wanna tell everyone what to do