Now kids, what does Uncle Sam say we do when you see an immigrant pickin´ strawberries or mowin´ a lawn? (We call the feds!) That´s right, we call the feds
Because that´s the way Jesus Christ would´ve wanted it Yeah (Yay!)
Big-ass gun and a big-ass beer On my wall got a big-ass deer On my wall got a big-ass buck And out front, got a big-ass truck in the yard I just shot a big-ass boar Might have a whole six pack by four Send all the immigrants right back home That´s the American way I know That´s the American way, my dude I think Jesus Christ would approve Let´s put billionaires in the office we didn´t vote for, they´re so cool My favorite show is the news, but I hate them, I don´t know what to do
I got a red hat on they made in China I hate Asians, too Uh (Yeehaw) Especially those red dot Indians I just drank a twelve pack of Pabst and washed it down wit´ a bottle of Jack I got a German shorthaired pointer, if I say so, he will attack All I listen to is country music, I hate hippity-hop and rap (Yeehaw)
That´s the American way That´s the American way Eat that barbecue and jambalaya soup Have a heart attack any day Aye, uh That´s the American way
That´s the American way Freedom of speech, but if I don´t agree, you better watch what the fuck you say, aye (Yeah)
(Yeehaw) Get that lib shit out of my face I go to church, but I don´t learn nothin´ They want to turn our kids into gays God up there must have made a mistake I´m pro-life unless you´re already living I think that women should keep the baby if they get raped (W´Ahh) (Why the fuck would you say that?) Because I love God so much with all my heart Take a family trip to Walmart Let´s all pile inside the Chevrolet
I hope every Muslim incinerates I think police should discriminate Hot dogs and ketchup my dinner plate, tastes great (Yeehaw)
That´s the American way That´s the American way Eat that barbecue and jambalaya soup Have a heart attack any day (Yeehaw) That´s the American way That´s the American way Freedom of speech, but if I don´t agree, you better watch what the fuck you say Aye (Yay!) (Yeehaw) (Hahahahaha!)
Now, kids, what do we do if we see a protester in the street with a sign exercising his First Amendment right to freedom of speech? (We floor it!) That´s right, we floor it