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Artiste : Lil Dicky
Titre : HAHAHA
That´s a joke, that´s a joke
Ha-ha-ha (Ha), they gettin´ roast (They gettin´ roast)
Ha-ha-ha (That´s a joke), that´s a joke (Ha-ha)
Ha-ha-ha (Ha), what a joke (Ha, ha-ha-ha)

Aw, yeah, yeah, yeah
I´ma get the last laugh, now, right here
I remember I was gettin´ by until I had to get it all
I could just be a movie star now, but I´m just gettin´ to the punchline of everything
So buckle up ´cause this a long ride like a limousine
My girl like when I spoon her all night like vanilla bean
I like drinkin´ Hennessy
I got a lot of rapper in me, pause
Now they wrapped around my finger, wedding ring
Everything, gotta line it up
Super-calculated like a TI-83 Plus (Woah)
I was out in China, gettin´ the bread rappin´ to ´em

No, I wasn´t, but you believe me ´cause I´m the type of guy
That could be rappin´ out in China, I´m swimmin´ in vagina
I get it, I do it, sometimes I fuck for fitness (Woo)
I got the pussy off Olympics, sweatin´ like Olympics
I need to take a breather, but she pleadin´, say she need it
Back to back to back (Uh), like I´m Kobe, Shaq, I dont´ know
But I got Stuart Scott up in my ear and he like, "Dave, you gotta booya on that back" (Yeah)
If I went back on Bumble
Bet their servers probably crumble, I am just another muggle
´Til I´m not one

It´s hard to say nothin´ like you up on Hot Ones
I just got the new facts and they say I´m top one
Women shave they pussy smooth, lookin´ like a Ken doll
Should´ve said a Barbie doll, oh well
Goodbye, au revoir
Y´all in limbo, raised the bar
I get on racks like my arm bar (Uh)
I gave my best friend my old car (Uh)
I tried to tell you, I´m a winner, it´s just a matter of when (Woo)
I hit the club up with the players then get brunch with GM (Facts)
Holy smoke, these Gold singles make me pout
If the shit ain´t Platinum, what the fuck we talking ´bout?
Baby, I just bought a house
Baby, ain´t no shoes allowed

Baby, my girl so God damn tan
She look racially ambiguous, picture this, I´m on prime time
Gettin´ head while I watch myself up on prime time
Gettin´ head and I´m even in a few commercials
And the commercial breaks sellin´ sex, literally, what´s your hundo?
I got the block on lock like I´m Mutombo (Ooh, yeah)
The way I write, you might as well call me Trumbo (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
This check for me, or am I seein´ double?
I would lift weights at the gym but then I´m like, "Why?" (Why would I do that?)
I´m a nice guy, gasp when I walk by
I just got a package in the mail and I fucked twice

Juggin´, finessin´, LeBron up in my mentions
They peanut butter jealous, I´m on her like Nutella
These motherfuckers, they done lost me, everything I´m doin´ lofty
I´m kinda wearin´ on ´em like a soft tee, I got it ground up like coffee
I had an ´06 write it up, wildin´ out
Back in ´06, I was talkin´ ´bout graduatin´, now I´m on Wild ´n Out
Time has changed, got a lil grayness in my hair, I don´t care
I gotta face it, I ain´t never knowin´ how the money payment workin´
There´s a person, couple people probably, I don´t even bother
Big up to my father, he was so responsible and so logical

What am I even doin´? Why am I rappin´ like this? I´m such a loser
I hate when rappers try to rap fast
Make the kids dance (Ayy), women lick my anus (Woah)
Thinkpieces on me, New York Times, I made it (Woah)
I´m fuckin´ like a fable, doggystyle why she kegel
Then we eat a couple bagels with The LOX, word to Jada (Jada told me I´m the best)
And guess what?
I´m the "it" guy for America (Oh)
Don´t mind me, I´m over here just redefinin´ the alpha male (Woo)
Don´t mind me, I´m over here just gettin´ all the opps (All the opps)
How they rappin´?

I been workin´ on my craft, makin´ it happen (Work, work)
We should make a bracket
Don´t forget that I´m the comedian, but I´m better than the rappers?

That´s a joke, that´s a joke
Ha-ha-ha (Ha), they gettin´ roast (They gettin´ roast)
Ha-ha-ha (That´s a joke), that´s a joke (Ha-ha)
Ha-ha-ha (Ha), what a joke (Ha, ha-ha-ha)