That´s a joke, that´s a joke Ha-ha-ha (Ha), they gettin´ roast (They gettin´ roast) Ha-ha-ha (That´s a joke), that´s a joke (Ha-ha) Ha-ha-ha (Ha), what a joke (Ha, ha-ha-ha)
Aw, yeah, yeah, yeah I´ma get the last laugh, now, right here I remember I was gettin´ by until I had to get it all I could just be a movie star now, but I´m just gettin´ to the punchline of everything So buckle up ´cause this a long ride like a limousine My girl like when I spoon her all night like vanilla bean I like drinkin´ Hennessy I got a lot of rapper in me, pause Now they wrapped around my finger, wedding ring Everything, gotta line it up Super-calculated like a TI-83 Plus (Woah) I was out in China, gettin´ the bread rappin´ to ´em
No, I wasn´t, but you believe me ´cause I´m the type of guy That could be rappin´ out in China, I´m swimmin´ in vagina I get it, I do it, sometimes I fuck for fitness (Woo) I got the pussy off Olympics, sweatin´ like Olympics I need to take a breather, but she pleadin´, say she need it Back to back to back (Uh), like I´m Kobe, Shaq, I dont´ know But I got Stuart Scott up in my ear and he like, "Dave, you gotta booya on that back" (Yeah) If I went back on Bumble Bet their servers probably crumble, I am just another muggle ´Til I´m not one
It´s hard to say nothin´ like you up on Hot Ones I just got the new facts and they say I´m top one Women shave they pussy smooth, lookin´ like a Ken doll Should´ve said a Barbie doll, oh well Goodbye, au revoir Y´all in limbo, raised the bar I get on racks like my arm bar (Uh) I gave my best friend my old car (Uh) I tried to tell you, I´m a winner, it´s just a matter of when (Woo) I hit the club up with the players then get brunch with GM (Facts) Holy smoke, these Gold singles make me pout If the shit ain´t Platinum, what the fuck we talking ´bout? Baby, I just bought a house Baby, ain´t no shoes allowed
Baby, my girl so God damn tan She look racially ambiguous, picture this, I´m on prime time Gettin´ head while I watch myself up on prime time Gettin´ head and I´m even in a few commercials And the commercial breaks sellin´ sex, literally, what´s your hundo? I got the block on lock like I´m Mutombo (Ooh, yeah) The way I write, you might as well call me Trumbo (Ooh, ooh, ooh) This check for me, or am I seein´ double? I would lift weights at the gym but then I´m like, "Why?" (Why would I do that?) I´m a nice guy, gasp when I walk by I just got a package in the mail and I fucked twice
Juggin´, finessin´, LeBron up in my mentions They peanut butter jealous, I´m on her like Nutella These motherfuckers, they done lost me, everything I´m doin´ lofty I´m kinda wearin´ on ´em like a soft tee, I got it ground up like coffee I had an ´06 write it up, wildin´ out Back in ´06, I was talkin´ ´bout graduatin´, now I´m on Wild ´n Out Time has changed, got a lil grayness in my hair, I don´t care I gotta face it, I ain´t never knowin´ how the money payment workin´ There´s a person, couple people probably, I don´t even bother Big up to my father, he was so responsible and so logical
What am I even doin´? Why am I rappin´ like this? I´m such a loser I hate when rappers try to rap fast Make the kids dance (Ayy), women lick my anus (Woah) Thinkpieces on me, New York Times, I made it (Woah) I´m fuckin´ like a fable, doggystyle why she kegel Then we eat a couple bagels with The LOX, word to Jada (Jada told me I´m the best) And guess what? I´m the "it" guy for America (Oh) Don´t mind me, I´m over here just redefinin´ the alpha male (Woo) Don´t mind me, I´m over here just gettin´ all the opps (All the opps) How they rappin´?
I been workin´ on my craft, makin´ it happen (Work, work) We should make a bracket Don´t forget that I´m the comedian, but I´m better than the rappers?
That´s a joke, that´s a joke Ha-ha-ha (Ha), they gettin´ roast (They gettin´ roast) Ha-ha-ha (That´s a joke), that´s a joke (Ha-ha) Ha-ha-ha (Ha), what a joke (Ha, ha-ha-ha)