Bartender, can I get another, please? One more, watch how I do my dance Fuck it, I´m drunk
Man, I´m so fucked up I might suck a man´s dick No, I´m playin´, ha Oh, shot, shot Scream up in my friends ears Tell ´em I love them, don´t blackout I think I should talk to all these girls Can I flirt, though? Can I flirt? "No" Get him out the bar, get him a car Tell him to dip, hey (Hey) Gotta be smart, look at the charge, we gotta split this Please help me, I´m drunk, so fucked up, might vom
I´ve been chuggin´, chuggin´, chuggin´ all my sorrows Worry about tomorrow, tomorrow (Don´t drink and drive) Give me that pizza, dawg Give me that pizza, you know I gotta eat ya Uber says my driver´s name is Ghughi And it says he´s hard of hearing (Ooh, I don´t care) I miss my ex, yeah
I´m drunk (I´m drunk) I´m drunk I´m really, really drunk I´m drunk I´m really, really wasted Bartender, can I get another, please? One more, watch how I do my dance Fuck it, I´m drunk
Woah-woah, I´m so fucked up Woah-woah, I´m so fucked up Woah-woah, I´m so fucked up Woah-woah, I´m so fucked up