[Lil Dicky] Ayy, ayy, damn L tapped twice on some ass, like grams I just fucked, ay Now what I“m doin“?
[Lil Dicky] I“m just pillow talkin“ with a bitch, ayy I“m just pillow talkin“ with a bitch, ayy (Do you fuck with the war?) I just finished spazzin“ on a bitch, ayy Now I“m pillow talkin“ with a bitch, ayy
[Lil Dicky & Girl] I“m like, "Girl, that was great, talk about a connection" "Am I alone in my praise, do you share my assessment?" She like, "Heh, yeah, that was nice", (eh) "I enjoyed myself" "Great", "Yeah" She like, "Can you reach that shelf for my phone?"
"IĀ“ll take care the alarm" IĀ“m like, "Oh, for the morninĀ“, like, to sleep?" She like, "Yeah, heh, we just had sex", (eh) "What did you think?" "I was just gonna fuck you and leave?" "No, Iā I hadnĀ“t thought that far ahead" "But of course, can I get you a t-shirtā" "Oh, can you not tickle my hair?" (eh) "ItĀ“s just a personal thing, itĀ“s not you" "Okay, sorry for doinĀ“ it, heh" "No, no, this just a personal thing, itĀ“s not you" "Okay, cool" (eh) "Yeah, uh, so, youĀ“re from Minnesota?" "Only thing I know is that itĀ“s colder" "Break it down, howĀ“s it compare to livinĀ“ in LA?" "Well, I canĀ“t compare them, theyĀ“re so different"
"You know what I“m sayin“?" "Yeah, for sure" She like, "Apples to oranges" "Well, you can still compare them, but I hear you" "Uh, what“s the deal with your family? Got any siblings?" She like, "I have a brother" I“m like, "Oh, what he do?" She like, "He in the Army" "Oh, true" "Uh, do you fuck with the war?" She like, "Huh? What did you just say?" "Uh, like, just now?", "Yeah" "Do you fuck with the war?" "No, I don“t fuck with the war" I“m like, "No, I don“t fuck with the war!" "Just don“t know how to react to the forces"
"I should have just thanked you, of course itĀ“s notā" "Uh, why would you thank me?" "Uh, I guess I assumed it extended to families"
[Lil Dicky & Girl] But, okay, while we“re on the topic, I been actually thinkin“ About some shit, about the Army and Navy What if tomorrow is the day that the fuckin“ aliens came and invaded our nation? Like, would we even be able to fuck with their shit? Like, do we got the type of weaponry to fuck with their ships? Or not at all, like, would they just walk up in this motherfucker Laughin“ at us, and blastin“ at us
And makin“ everybody disintegrate and assimilate without a hint of intimidation? Or could we do some shit to be makin“ they heart race? Granted, I don“t know the alien heart But, you get what the fuck I“m sayin“? "Uhm" Like what the fuck would it be like? Would they be like "Earth go hard" (eh) Or is it just another conquest? (oh) Or would they be like, "Damn, Earth go hard" (eh) They was harder than Simian You ever talk to your brother about this, uh, type of stuff? Then she like, "No" I“m like, "Well, what you think?" She like, "I don“t concern myself with hypotheticals that couldn“t be" (eh) I“m like, "Girl, what you mean?"
She like, "I donĀ“t believe" "In the war?", "In aliens" "Oh, hold up, hold up, wait" "Girl, what you sayinĀ“?" "That all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand?" "Iā I guess" "What an enormous coincidence that shit would be" "Do you see what IĀ“m sayinĀ“?" "I canĀ“t hear what youĀ“re sayinĀ“" "Well, the universe always expandinĀ“" (eh) "There are infinite galaxies" (infinite) "Why would we be the anomaly?" She like "ThatĀ“s no coincidence", (uh) "I call that shit God" (hold up) IĀ“m like "Oh, youĀ“re religious, bitch" "You think itĀ“s all God?" "No, I know itĀ“s all God"
"No, I know that there might be a God" "First off, nobody knows there“s a God" "Girl, I think we should drop this" (eh) "No, what“s goin“ on in your brain right now?"
[Lil Dicky, Girl & Brain] Brain, ayy, Brain on some other shit though I been all up in the club for a year, hey (Brain) I been killinĀ“ shit, donĀ“t mind me, eh Uh, IĀ“m just top flight, ah Uh, I could sure use a Sprite IĀ“m thirsty as fuck Who gettinĀ“ money? ThatĀ“s Brain (Brain) Who make decisions? ThatĀ“s Brain (ThatĀ“s Brain) Who make the hits? That been Brain (Oh, that Brain?) Who run this whole operation? That been Brain sinceā
Brain, canā can you just get back to the issue here? Uh, really? Can you just remind the Brain? YouĀ“re such an idiot, weĀ“re talking about God and if He exists DonĀ“t call Brain names, uh The Brain couldnĀ“t recall But if IĀ“m not mistaken, this bitch to my left Guaranteed thereĀ“s a God I believe in a God, yes So, God never wrong? God never wrong, right? Heh, yeah, thatĀ“s, like, the whole point Brain, just get there, please Hold up, so, God made the Earth And God was like, hold up This shit is borinĀ“ It need more shit
God was like, "IĀ“ma put dinosaurs on that bitch" "Dinosaurs on that bitch" Then He like, "WhyĀ“d I put dinosaurs on that shit?" What is your brain even saying? Can he get to the point? Hold up, Brain, you just did it! Ah God ainĀ“t wrong, what the fuck was He thinking? About what? Bitch, the dinosaurs! He made the Earth for them, but then He like, Ā“NahĀ“? Ā“Dinosaurs are just blahĀ“? WhatĀ“s your point? Ā“IĀ“ma cook up some blondesĀ“? Like, He was way off, I donĀ“t look like a dinosaur Ho, them things thirty-five feet IĀ“m like five-foot-eleven (Up on Tinder, IĀ“m six-foot) Seen that Bronchiosaurus? That thing fuckinĀ“ neck go to heaven (Good shit, Brain) And thatĀ“s just an expression, bitch There ainĀ“t no heaven (eh) Funny ā IĀ“m just messinĀ“, but if he ainĀ“t wrong I guess this the exception Can I talk now? Go ahead
[Lil Dicky & Girl] Look, everything in life has purpose (eh) You, chickens, a midget at a circus What? I donĀ“t interpret She like, āThatĀ“s not for me to determineā So dinosaursĀ“ purpose was to just die? ThatĀ“s not for me to determine But, okay ā IĀ“m just a person Okay, but think of the root of the argument, girl (eh) View how we started this, girl Like, you donĀ“t believe in the aliens Yeah, I justā You confine God to Earth, girl, I find that shit salient I just donĀ“t presume to know the plan Bitch, me neither, but thatĀ“s not what IĀ“ve been sayinĀ“ Well, what are you saying? Why canĀ“t God fuck with aliens? Why canĀ“t Earth be like a fuckinĀ“ small side project for this guy? Okay, look, we just donĀ“t see eye to eye Yeah, but logically, like, you donĀ“t believe in your side Well, youĀ“re bringinĀ“ up fuckinĀ“ dinosaurs Like, we could have shared the Earth with them, nobody knows Yeah, there is hard soil evidence, girl Like whatĀ“s next, you donĀ“t fuck with Pangaea? She like, "Letās change the subject" Okay, this bitch donĀ“t know Ā“bout Pangaea Brain, leave it alone
[Lil Dicky & Girl] Uh, IĀ“m starvinĀ“ ā are you hungry, by chance? Oh, my God, IĀ“m so hungry Yes, do you wanna get a pizza? Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah, IĀ“m on it Also, IĀ“m sorry about that whole interrogation thing Come on, dude, IĀ“m a grown up (eh) IĀ“m capable of having intelligent conversations Okay, I justā fuck it Back to this pizza, I lean pepperoni Ugh ā sausage? How can you eat that shit? No, no, no, this not DominoĀ“s, this legit ItĀ“s high quality meat and shit No, no, IĀ“m vegetarian Oh, right, well, we can get half pepperoni (eh) And half of whatever you like Ugh, ew, I canĀ“t have that shit in the same box Uh, sā seriously? ā Yeah YouĀ“re that against meat? No, IĀ“m that against us being gluttonous ThinkinĀ“ that animals live on this earth to get eat Okay, is it how we treat them? Heh, that sure doesnĀ“t help Okay ā she like, āIĀ“m not opposed to us huntinĀ“" (eh) "But now we not trackinĀ“ them down" "We just breed Ā“em to eat, thatĀ“s disgustinĀ“" (eh) "You should honestly read on the subject"
[Lil Dicky, Girl & Brain] All right, hold up Just because weĀ“re not runninĀ“ around with a bow and arrow DoesnĀ“t mean weĀ“re not huntinĀ“ these chickens We just set the place to do our huntinĀ“ intelligently enough To manipulate these animals and get them to do exactly what we want ThatĀ“s my point, we just incubate animals Instead of just letting them live how they come Yeah, but, thatĀ“s your God at work, bitch! While we go hard on Earth What you think would happen right now if you left my place And there were like three wolves waitinĀ“ for you? Wolves? ā Bitch, they would tear your ass up! Viciously, like, they would eat your titties (and your pussy) ThatĀ“s what they do (and your face and shit, eh) Humans are smarter, bitch, thatĀ“s what we do She like, āApples to orangesā Bitch, that phrase donĀ“t make no sense Why canĀ“t fruit be compared? She like, āIĀ“m gonna leaveā ThereĀ“s just all of these conflicting principles Right, enjoy your pepperoni pizza I will, thatĀ“s my God-given right (eh) She like, āWhere is my bag?ā Oh, that leather one next to the trash? ThatĀ“s the one, right? Made out of cow, I think? Ugh, why are there no Ubers in this area? So you donĀ“t eat the meat (eh), you just be wearinĀ“ that shit IĀ“m not listeninĀ“, dude ā thatĀ“s barbaric as shit (eh) Do you come from the vikings? Why are you even still talking? Do you take peoplesĀ“ land? IĀ“m not listeninĀ“, dude Do you fuck with the war? How are there no Ubers anywhere? Just download Lyft (eh), they are bigger in presence out here I donĀ“t wanna add shit to my phone Okay, the choices are clear, ho Ubers are not around here, ho Taxis will come, but they real slow Ayy, the Brain gotta poop T minus five Ā“til the Brain gotta shit I just downloaded Lyft, but itĀ“s being so glitchy Uh, look, do you just want to sleep here? Uh, no thanks ā ItĀ“s past 2 AM IĀ“m not sharing a bed with you You can sleep in my bed, IĀ“ll sleep on the floor Fine, youĀ“re sure? Yeah, itĀ“s cool I wonĀ“t throw you out to the wolves Oh, my God, you are so annoying I couldnĀ“t help myself, but can you at least throw me a pillow?
[Lil Dicky] I“m just pillow talkin“ with a bitch, ayy I“m just pillow talkin“ with a bitch, ayy (Do you fuck with the war?) I just finished spazzin“ on a bitch, ayy Now I“m pillow talkin“ with a bitch
[ Lil Dicky, Girl & Brain] Brain gotta poop, still Please donĀ“t neglect the Brain Please donĀ“t neglect the Brain Hold on, is that my Lyft? I donĀ“t know if Iā Nah, I got a pizza ā full pepperoni, too So, youĀ“re not gonna wanna be a part of it But first you should poop Please donĀ“t neglect the Brain