I say this with the utmost sincerity, I am the next Kanye West Except, I´m white Your rap name is literally a small penis joke
It´s actually a super-intellectual commentary on hyper-masculinity You don´t understand, I always felt like I was the biggest star on the planet We don´t just got anybody in the spot right now We got Lil Dicky in here, he one of the best new rappers in the game That´s what I´m saying, I´m tryna figure out, I don´t even know what this means yet What Lil Dicky is? He a legend, bro Ain´t you T-T-G? Trained to go? Let´s go, baby We goin´ straight to the mountain top, Mount Rushmore type shit I don´t know, man, I feel like there´s like a deeper level of artistry that I could tap into You have a loathing for where you come from But a fear that it´s all you have Yeah
Bring the sheep to the man, I do everything I can Got a million on the ´Gram (Ayy), follow me or you´ll be damned North side, east side, Jesus Christ Way, way, way, way, way up in this bitch (Woo) Count the days, it´s almost here Talkin´ cray, but you convinced, wait Heaven sent, I am nothing like the present men Wasn´t fuckin´ with the president This world got way too sensitive It´s so evident we let the devil in I´m not a reverend, I´m irreverent But still, I´m colder than The Revenant I put the effort in to be a better man, let ´em in Ayy, I be walking ´round the town, talkin´ what I´m ´bout
Walkin´ all around, drawin´ all the crowds Garnerin´ the clout, callin´ all ´em out Followin´ devout, volleyin´ the doubt Swallowin´ it down, hollerin´ it loud They know not what they do (No, no, no, wait) They´re tryna box in a Jew? (No, no, no, wait) PG with the crack, gotta come back Got a lil´ bread, took that Made a lotta more bread, now the gang gettin´ fed Bring a lunch bag, all of my friends started poppin´ in advance All the seeds turn to plants, full circle like a hubcap You can hear the chants, everybody had a chance Everybody tryna dance when I pull up with the jams Everybody goin´ ham, young man got a plan They don´t even understand
Ayy, shoutout my man, shoutout my plug I was just blessed, this how it was I am obsessed, I will not budge I am a mensch, let me spread love I could do it with the hands tied (Ayy) Fuck that water, where the damn wine? Makin´ miracles, every time Super lyrical, on God (On God) Back again, you know I had to wait (Woo) They don´t wanna see me levitate (Woo) Anybody who is in the way, I´m sorry, I just had to do it anyway I could do this shit any way Wake ´em up, it´s a new day You could kill me? I don´t know Do you feel me? I don´t know Shit I´m doin´ now? I don´t know But you nose like Gonzo
I´m big bro like Lonzo Have more fun like blonde hoes Get free drinks like combos Run this back, more time codes Her ass on me, prompose I take that like Sean (Take that) Combs Riding ´round with my tens (Woo) Blowin´ green, the buffet is hand on my cock like we all friends, ayy Better make the amens Better say them amens The word gon´ ring like, "Brr" (Ayy) My new flow cold like, "Brr" (Ayy) But I am never sniffin´, drippin´ like I´m water comin´ out the kitchen Skippin´ on the water, I ain´t even sinkin´, I ain´t even trippin´ I don´t got no image, I don´t gotta spend it
Y´all are so invented, I am so inventive I am on a mission, I ain´t with the fibbin´ I am not a chicken, I am somethin´ different Lying isn´t in me Try and come get me, why the crucifixion?
You know what I´m sayin´? You wanna be a legend or you wanna live like a peasant?