I wish I had one good reason why
I should stay
How´d I get myself
Into this place?

I wish had qualities like
Sympathy
Fidelity
Sobriety
Sincerity
Humility
Instead I got lunacy

I wish I could fit myself in my pocket
And tie myself to a rocket
And send myself to outer space
I wish I had a different face

I wish I had one good reason why
I should stay
How´d I get myself

Into this place?

I wish my life was a little less seedy
Why am I always so greedy?
Wish I looked just like Cheryl Tweedy
I know I never will
I know I never will
I wish my life was not so boring
Every weekend four to the flooring
Don´t get me started on Monday morning
It would be overkill
It would be overkill

I wish I had one good reason why
I should stay
How´d I get myself
(How´d I get myself)
Into this place?

I wish I could apologise
Be dignified
Wish I could look you in the eye
And tell you that I never lied
I wish that I could stop the cries
Wong wong wong wong
Wong wong wong

Don´t wake me up today
Under my duvet´s
Where I wanna stay
Don´t wanna come out to play
Doesn´t matter what you say, anyway, anyway

I wish my life was a little less seedy
Why am I always so greedy?
Wish I looked just like Cheryl Tweedy

I know I never will
I know I never will
I wish my life was not so boring
Every weekend four to the flooring
Don´t get me started on Monday morning
It would be overkill
It would be overkill

Oh, I wish I didn´t smoke so many cigarettes
Another programme on antiques on the TV set
Wish I had blonde hair
Wish I had green eyes
So many things about myself that I despise
(I wish my life was a little less seedy)
So many things about my life that I despise
(I wish my life was a little less seedy)
So many things that I despise
(I wish my life was a little less seedy)

So many things that I despise