The bottom feels so much better than the top!
So much better!

Nan you´re a window shopper
Taking a look but you never buy

Nan you´re a window shopper
You won´t pick it up if it´s over a fiver
Nan you´re a window shopper
Get on the bus ´cause you still can´t drive
Nan you´re a window shopper
Mad as fuck, only just alive

You get up in the morning and you like your tea milky
You fumble for your glasses ´cause without ´em you can´t see
It´s funny how I come around your house and I´m twenty
And I still have to wear all the presents you sent me

I walk into your kitchen everything´s got a label
You´ve done your Christmas shopping and we´re only in April

And you won´t leave your house unless you´re wearing your thermals
You´re covered all in cat hair and you´re stinking like strepsils

You´re headed down the bowls club, have another orange squash
Balls are rollin´, rollin´, rollin´
You can´t walk right ´cause things aren´t what they were
Your ankles are swollen, swollen, swollen

Nan you´re a window shopper
Taking a look but you never buy
Nan you´re a window shopper
You won´t pick it up if it´s over a fiver
Nan you´re a window shopper
Get on the bus ´cause you still can´t drive

Nan you´re a window shopper
Mad as fuck, only just alive

Walking down the post office to pick up your pension
And then you´re off to bingo, it´s become an obsession
So wary of the kids when they´re wearing their hoods up
And even if they smile at you you think it´s a stick up

You only buy the paper just to cut out the coupons
You´re saving 50p but what do you want with tampons
You´re always at the doctor picking up you prescription

And they throw in some KY just to ease up the friction

You´ve got a leak in your colostomy bag
Yeah, it´s got a hole in, hole in, hole in
On the weekend you´re shopping with your trolley
It´s sad how you´re rollin´, rollin´, rollin´

Nan you´re a window shopper
Taking a look but you never buy
Nan you´re a window shopper
You won´t pick it up if it´s over a fiver
Nan you´re a window shopper
Get on the bus ´cause you still can´t drive
Nan you´re a window shopper
Mad as fuck, only just alive