David leaves all his clothes in a heap
And the Marlboro butts are everywhere
Where are my slippers? Where is my paper?
I love you dear, in one year and out again, he´s out again

He´s been gone, he´s a wonderful man
And the housewife of the year? Every year
He´s been gone and he loves a good beer
And the housewife of the year? I love you dear

Every Tuesday night he goes bowling
David will be back around midnight
He will be tired and hungry as a horse
The television will be set to his show, it´s David´s show

He´s been gone, he´s a wonderful man
And the housewife of the year? Every year
He´s been gone and he loves a good beer
And the housewife of the year? I love you dear

I press your ties, I walk the dark, that lipstick stain doesn´t bother me

I know that you are tired, well maybe tomorrow
Is next tomorrow too very late, well that´s OK, I understand

He´s been gone, he´s a wonderful man
And the housewife of the year? Every year
He´s been gone and he loves a good beer
And the housewife of the year? I love you dear

David my darling, you love my pudding
Yet you haven´t touched a bit of it
Is it my curlers, maybe it´s my dress
Maybe my make-up is unperfect, I change it quick, very quick

He´s been gone, he´s a wonderful man
And the housewife of the year? Every year
He´s been gone and he loves a good beer

And the housewife of the year? I love you dear
He´s been gone, he´s a wonderful man
And the housewife of the year? Every year
He´s been gone and he loves a good beer
And the housewife of the year? I love you dear