Welcome To The Family
Hope You Have A Real Good Life
With My Little Sister
Yeah, She´ll Make A Real Good Wife

Hope You Have Lots Of Babies
Hope You Get A Real Good Job
Hope You Don´t Mind Comp´ny
Cause We´ll Be Here A Lot

Brother, Here´s Some Brotherly Advice:
If You Know What´s Good For You,
You´ll Treat Her Right, Cause...

Grandpa´s The Local Sheriff, Yeah
He´s The Judge And The Jury, Too
Uncle Bill´s The Undertaker
Son, He´ll Dig A Hole For You
Cousin Jesse, He´s Just Crazy
He´ll Fight You Just For Fun
Momma´s Got A Real Bad Temper
Daddy´s Got A Shotgun

Welcome To The Family
From This Side Of The Tracks
If You Ever Leave Her
You Ain´t Comin´ Back

My Nephew Is A Hunter
He´s Gonna Hunt You Down
Just Like He Did The Last One
And He Still Ain´t Been Found

I Like You Just Fine,
Don´t Get Me Wrong
You´ll Take Care Of Her
Cause If You Don´t...

Grandpa´s The Local Sheriff, Yeah
He´s The Judge And The Jury, Too
Uncle Bill´s The Undertaker

Son, He´ll Dig A Hole For You
Cousin Jesse, He´s Just Crazy
He´ll Fight You Just For Fun
Momma´s Got A Real Bad Temper
Daddy´s Got A Shotgun

Grandpa´s The Local Sheriff, Yeah
He´s The Judge And The Jury, Too
Uncle Bill´s The Undertaker
Son, He´ll Dig A Hole For You
Cousin Jesse, He´s Just Crazy
He´ll Fight You Just For Fun
Momma´s Got A Real Bad Temper
Daddy´s Got A Shotgun

Welcome To The Family
Hope You Have A Real Good Life
With My Little Sister

Yeah, She´ll Make A Real Good Wife
Haha...

Welcome To The Family
Momma´s Got A Real Bad Temper
Daddy´s Got A Shot Gun

Welcome To The Family
Momma´s Got A Real Bad Temper
Daddy´s Got A Shot Gun

Welcome To The Family
Momma´s Got A Real Bad Temper
Daddy´s Got A Shot Gun

Welcome To The Family
Momma´s Got A Real Bad Temper
My Daddy´s Got A Shotgun