My friend named Jack
He´s got my back
He always seems to know right where I´m at
My friend Jose
He likes to play

He´s always up for anything I say

Little bit of red, lotta bit of crown
Don´t matter what it is
I´m gonna drink it down, down, down

The wine, the beer, the whiskey
Are the only things that fix me
I´m not saying it´s a problem
I can stop it if I wanna
But the wine, the beer, the whiskey
They always get me

My friend named Gin
She´s got some friends
I´m talking Brandy, Sherry, and their brother Jim
My friend the Captain
We call him Morgan

He likes to anchor down and hang over ´til mornin´

Little bit of red, lotta bit of white
Don´t matter what it is
It´s gonna make it all alright

The wine, the beer, the whiskey
Are the only things that fix me
I´m not saying it´s a problem
I can stop it if I wanna
But the wine, the beer, the whiskey
They always get me

My friend named Tito
He´s my amigo
I´m gonna follow him around wherever he go

The wine, the beer, the whiskey
Yeah, I got all my friends here with me
I´m not saying it´s a problem
I can stop it if I wanna (but who would wanna)
When the wine, the beer, the whiskey
They always get me
They always get me
They always get me
Yeah, they always get me