[KAI:] Yeah, then the bitch said, âUse a condom.â And I said, âBaby, thereâs like 10 people left in existence, fuck does it matter?â
[THOMAS:] You didnât say that...
[KAI:] Man, yes I did!
[THOMAS:] No, you didnât...
[KAI:] Iâm a grown ass man, what? Iâma lie to you? Iâma lie? Alright, maybe I just thought itâbut damn, she was just so butt naked! Iâd wrap her up with a trash bag just to get in it, you know what Iâm saying?
[THALIA:]
Guys, we seem to be approaching another ship...
[THOMAS:] What?
[KAI:] Impossible!
[THOMAS:] How far?
[THALIA:] 32 kilometers...
[THOMAS:] Shit... HQ this is pilot Quentin Thomas, accompanied by my first man in charge of infantry William Kai of the Aquarius 3, come in, over...
[HEADQUARTERS:] HQ here. What is it, Thomas?
[THOMAS:] My program has just informed me and my partner of another ship thatâs now 31 kilometers out...
[HEADQUARTERS:] Did you just say another ship?
[KAI:] Yeah, thatÂŽs what he said! Another fuckinÂŽ ship in the middle of space, man!!
[THALIA:] Iâve gathered information from the shipâs motherboard...
[HEADQUARTERS:] Engage the ship!
[KAI:] What?!
[THOMAS:] Copy!
[THALIA:] Iâm receiving audio embedded in the shipâs distress signal...
[KAI:] Manâ Why white people always gotta go investigating shit, man?!
[THOMAS:] Shut up KaiâThalia, play that message!
[THALIA:] You got it...
[SMITH:] This is Captain Christopher Smith of the Aquarius 1âthe year is 2093âtime unknown. The entire crew is dead, and I fear these are my last hours. Whatever you do, do not come knockingâ
[KAI:] Aw, hell nahâwe gotta get the fuck outta here man!!
[THOMAS:]
HQ, engagement is a no go! Permission of the Aquarius 3 to push through to Paradise?