I ain´t no Christian or no born again saint
I ain´t no cowboy or Marxist D.A.
I ain´t no criminal or Reverend Cripple from the right
I am just your average guy, trying to do what´s right

I´m just your average guy
an average guy
I am just your average guy
I´m just an average guy

Average guy, I´m just your average guy
I´m average looking and I´m average inside
I´m an average lover and I live in an average place
you wouldn´t know me if you met me face to face

I´m just your average guy
average guy
Average guy
I´m just an average guy

I worry about money and taxes and such

I worry that my liver´s big and it hurts to the touch
I worry about my health and bowels
and the crime waves in the street
I´m really just your average guy
trying to stand on his own two feet

I´m just your average guy
I´m just your average guy
I´m just your average guy
average guy

Average looks, average taste
average height, an average waist
Average in everything I do
my temperature is 98.2

I´m just your average guy

an average guy
Average guy
I´m just an average guy
Average guy
I´m just your average guy
I´m just your average guy
I´m just your average guy
Average