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If you want to see me Well, honey you know that I ´m not around But if you want to hear me Why don´t you just turn around I´m by the window where the light is
She´ my best friend Certainly not just like your average dog or car She´s my best friend
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If you want to see, yeah, see me Well, baby, you know that I ´m not around But if you want to feel, yeah, feel me Why don´t you just turn around I´m by the window where the light is fake She´s my best friend, she´s my best friend
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