I reckon you all don´t know me at all
I just got here today
My home is way down in a little town
It´s not so far away
Everybody for miles around

Calls me by my name
Now that I am in your fair town
You must do the same
For I´m a

Ding dong daddy from Dumas
You ought to see me do my stuff
I´m a clean cut fellow from Horner´s Corner
Your ought to see me strut
I´m a caper cuttin´ cutie
Got a gal called Katie
She´s a little heavy laden but I call her "Baby"
I´m a ding dong daddy from Dumas
You ought to see me do my stuff

I´m a ding dong daddy from Dumas
You ought to see me do my stuff
I´m a ping pong papa from Pitch Fork Prairie

You ought to see me strut
I´m a ding dong daddy
Got a whiz bang momma
She´s a Bear Creek baby and a wampus kitty
I´m a ding dong daddy from Dumas
You ought to see me do my stuff

I´m a ding dong daddy from Dumas
You ought to see me do my stuff
I´m a popcorn popper and a big apple knocker
You ought to see me strut
I´m a mamma makin´ man
And I just made Mary
She´s a big blonde baby from Peanut Prairie
I´m a ding dong daddy from Dumas
You ought to see me do my stuff

I´m a Ding Dong Daddy from Dumas

You ought to see me do my stuff
I´m a peach-pie papa from Jackson´s Hollow
You ought to see me strut
I´m a honey dippin´ daddy
Got a hard hearted baby
She´s a sheik shakin´ Sheba but she can´t shake me
´Cause I´m a ding dong daddy from Dumas
You ought to see me do my stuff

I´m a ding dong daddy from Dumas
You ought to see me do my stuff
I´m a jug jugglin´ Jasper
From Flat Fork Flats, and
You ought to see me strut
I´m a corn-huskin´ huskie
Got a gal called Cleta
She´s a flip flop flapper

But her brains are in her fee
Oh, I´m a ding dong daddy from Dumas
You ought to see me do my stuff

I´m a ding dong daddy from Dumas
You ought to see me do my stuff
I´m a cider sipper
From Corn Cob Center
You ought to see me strut
I´m a high powered papa
Got a gal called Susie
She´s a fast movin´ mamma
But she can´t love me, ´cause
I´m a ding dong daddy from Dumas
You ought to see me do my stuff