Bob´s dementia Chapter one Now here lies a great man, a man of the people A man of the people, people (Yeah, oh)
Yeah, here he comes, it´s the highly unprofessional, hypersexual intellectual Fried my brain, now I´ve become a vegetable Travel with a gang of weird lookin´ extraterrestrials (Mi-mi-mi-mi) They let me on their ship and made their bitches call me "General" The dick quake could make a bitch shake like she got Parkinson´s You out there politickin´, I´m studyin´ Darwinism (God) I keep some bars and hit ´em like a hard collision (Bang) Don´t fuck around, it´s murder in this art exhibit And I got the whole game on paralyzed ´cause my volume on amplified
You slow as a biracial bitch that´s waitin´ on her hair to dry (I don´t wanna go yet) Are you prepared to die? Burnin´ this Ameri-fry Where people that protect you are the ones that have you terrified I only act this way ´cause my soul so broken I´m the illest that you know, you a low-dose Motrin Laryngitis, hepatitis, the AIDS virus I guess that´s what you get from bein´ ´round a bunch of rat vaginas And you (And you), you pussy I wouldn´t fuck with a drunk dick The day I came back from bein´ hostage to the Russian mob Missin´ a finger and see my brother shot (Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa) I´m comin´ for your neck, so hide your head inside your mother´s box (Motherfucker)
It still ain´t cliche to say, "Fuck the cops" (No) Let´s try it (Fuck the cops) ´Cause I just smoked a bunch of rocks and walked around in just my socks And made myself a birthday cake with caramel and butterscotch Tasty, tasty, that shit is tasty This shit is tasty Nigga, smoke
We servin´ faster than the Chinese This life carries a price cheaper than clown feet Like prostitutes with hoops and combined weaves Who hates herself inside
So she sellin´ her punani by umami (ooh mind me?) It´s like my soul´s inside the bowl I hold it close, ´cause I don´t know when it´s my time to go I´m blindin´ fold, I hear my son laughin´ and time is froze And he knows it, lookin´ at me like "That´s my pops," and I´m his goal, nigga Motherfucker, I hit pockets, pickpockets I´ll beat you for your keys, bubblegum, and your bitch wallet To his product, I´m a prodigy of a dead nigga No name droppin´, scribin´ when nobody was dead meat when they came flockin´ Brain doctorin´, where I left my hard dates Small shakes and small dates, the ones I only call late in parlay You know what the dark say (Say), grab a bitch by the paw, ayy (Ayy)
Her name´s Autumn, she happens to be fallin´ on the wrong day
Nigga, tasty (Tasty), tasty Tasty, that shit is tasty That shit is tasty Tasty, tasty, tasty, tasty