Yeah, um Who put the spiders in my applesauce? Took the pins out my hand grenade? Somebody said that I deserve to die I looked him in the eye, said the devil´s not circumcised Who put spiders in my applesauce? Took the pins out my hand grenade? Somebody tell me I deserve to die I looked him in the eye and said the devil not circumcised
[Mac Miller] So play me a song on the guitar Got a rainforest in my cigar There´s knots in my yo-yo string Put a crown on my stallion, I´m the Polo king I fell in love with a go-go dancer, she a single mom
The underdog, like to play the game with Diddy Kong She the god type, throw that bitch a Klondike Everything is alright, see it´s written in the Psalms I told her I get rich off my little songs Gave her a million reasons that she should come along Immediately, she dropped her shit But everywhere I go, they told me, "Watch yo bitch!" God damn! I guess I got another one Good vibrations, Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch I put the gourmet flavors inside the honey blunt Got my head underwater but I ain´t comin´ up Fuck air, my bitch´s ass is like a plump pear And she ain´t pretty or ugly, I say she just fair Man, this life is unfair
[Mac Miller] Okay, I´m parkin´ lot pimpin´, I got nuttin´ to lose And I´ma do this ´til I´m a 102 Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin´ on you? I said I´m parkin´ lot pimpin´, I got nuttin´ to do And I´ma do this ´til I´m a 102 Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin´ on you? Stunting´ in a Uber
[Mac Miller] Yeah, bitch Stuntin´ in a Uber Yeah, bitch Stuntin´ in a Uber
[Mac Miller] I´m readin´ old Playboy magazines Somethin´ from the ´50s when the journalism had its peak You play the background, you just a member of the faculty I´m actually out here decision makin´ Had to get my shit together, I was missin´ payments I just pray to God that my lady isn´t famous She threw the gown on and we hit the banquet She got her own story; just let the bitch explain it
[Mike Jones] Mac, I think the girl that you speakin´ ´bout Was, in fact, the same chick, late-night, creepin´ out
Sneakin´ out, my homie knew her, told me keep an eye Found out she was twerkin´, found out she wasn´t workin´ The whole game switched when my man hit Got me rollin´ in a circle, top-down, blowin´ purple Seen the parkin´ lot, I´m ´bout to crawl up like a turtle (I said) Seen the parkin´ lot, I´m ´bout to crawl up like a turtle Swang, switchin´ lane to lane, still tippin´ Trunk up, top down, call it parkin´ lot pimpin´ (Mike Jones) Switchin´ lane to lane, still tippin´ Trunk up, top down, call it parkin´ lot pimpin´ (Mac)
[Mac Miller] Okay, I´m parkin´ lot pimpin´, I got nuttin´ to lose And I´ma do this ´til I´m a 102 Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin´ on you? I said I´m parkin´ lot pimpin´, I got nuttin´ to do And I´ma do this ´til I´m a 102 Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin´ on you? Stunting´ in a Uber
[Mac Miller] Yeah, bitch Stuntin´ in a Uber Yeah, bitch Stuntin´ in a Uber