And this´ll help things turn out for the best
And always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life
If life seems jolly rotten there´s something you´ve forgotten

And that´s to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you´re feeling in the dumps don´t be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle, that´s the thing
And always look on the bright side of life
Come on, always look on the bright side of life
For life is quite absurd and death´s the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin, give the audience a grin
Enjoy it it´s your last chance anyhow

This Cannot Be Love
This Cannot Be Love
This Cannot Be Love

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I´ll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you oralize
When I´m between your thighs
You blow me away
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I´ll sit on your face and then I´ll love you truly

This Cannot Be Love
This Cannot Be Love
This Cannot Be Love

On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea
I´m a lumberjack and I´m okay
(He´s a lumberjack and he´s okay)
I sleep all night and I work all day
(He sleeps all night and he works all day)

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wildflowers
I put on women´s clothing
And hang around in bars
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wildflowers