The freaks´ll stay together They´re a tight old crew You look at them And they look at you I love the ballyhoo girl
But she don´t care It´s hard to find love anywhere Hard to find love anywhere
The professor is the talker He´s the talking man And if he can´t clean a midway Nobody can He´ll get the tip on in From the midway mud You gotta have the sawdust in the blood Gotta have the sawdust in the blood
See the pig-faced man and the monkey girl Come see the big fat lady ´Gator slim with the alligator skin Come see the devil baby
Springer is the talker He´s the talking man He´s got the whole studio Eating out of his hand You can be on too With the nuts and the geeks Call 1-800-IMA FREAK 1-800-IMA FREAK
Be the pig-faced man or the monkey girl Come be the big fat lady ´Gator slim with the alligator skin Come be the devil baby
Be the pig-faced man or the monkey girl Come be the big fat lady ´Gator slim with the alligator skin Come be the devil baby