I never got the elbow Just telling you Before you go Only telling you Just so you know
I never got the elbow I slung it in Had it up to here I just pulled the pin Went and had a beer
I used to love a bit of folding Just for getting by A wad of cash Now that´s out of date And so am I As pie and mash
S´cuse me, s´cuse me Have you got my roll? My roll? My bacon roll?
The time they took us bowling What was that about? I thought what a joke I just went out And had a smoke
Then the white water rafting Just some know-it-all With the new regime There to show us all How to build a team
He says what do you think we´re doing? I said don´t ask me I´ve no idea They all laughed at that That was pretty funny actually
S´cuse me, s´cuse me Have you got my roll? My roll? My bacon roll? Have you got my roll? My roll? My bacon roll?
I could order you a toastie Just like that one there Or the same in plain white bread When you´re dealing with a toastie What do you prefer Brown or red?
I never got the elbow Just telling you Before you go Only telling you Just so you know