I´ll walk up the mic At the top of the show Think, only fifty-nine more Flaming minutes to go The old suit doesn´t fit
The money´s nothing at all To give ´em the stand-up And the mirror ball
When I was in fashion The toast of the town By God, it were smashing There was totty all round I´d have them all legless In the palm of my hand And we´d be off to wherever From my laughter land
You had loyalty Back in the ITV years We all played for royalty All had the big careers
Well you wake up one morning Hey presto, you´re ogne You´ve slipped out of style And there you are, done You wake up one morning You´re just not the trend Soon enough you´re appearing At The Living End
I´m going too fast I can tell you for free Dying from trying Is what you can see Needs a break and a brandy Your funny man friend Tonight appearing At The Living End Tonight appearing