I´m a toothache
I´m the saddest case
I´m often looking round for my next mistake
I´m your garden waste
I´ve left no trace

I´m only here for some hollow math debate

I´m a bad, bad contestant
I ain´t much but baby I could impress ya
I´m a bad, bad contestant
I ain´t no prince of love but give me a second

I´m a dead end, a budget hotel
I´m pretty good at feeling sorry for myself
I´m a deck chair
Your cheap underwear
A bad Christian who never goes to prayer

I´m a bad, bad contestant
I ain´t much but baby I could impress ya
I´m a bad, bad contestant
I ain´t no prince of love but give me a second

And if you want funny
I could be your jester honey
And if you want rock n roll I can stop playing my slow songs
If you want conversation I´ll stay up with you all night

I´m a bad, bad contestant
I´d go home with the lowest prize on TV
A bad, bad contestant
You can find me finishing off the empties

(He´s a bad, bad contestant)
I ain´t much but baby I could impress you
(He´s a bad, bad contestant)
(He´s a bad, bad contestant)
They say the underdogs are always the best ones