Your life makes mine look like a real farce
I don´t blame you for despising my job
You said that men like me can´t make their minds up

I think you´re wrong, but I can´t decide

And when we went swimming
They made us sign a form
In case we drowned

When I look back I won´t wallow
I´ve done that shit before and it don´t sit right
You always had the knack to laugh in sorrow
And even a mortician sees the funny side
So do I

You have it in for all Americans
You don´t like when I use their words for things
Well that´s the joy of being half-Canadian
You get the worst of both worlds it´s the best

And when I had the jab

You interlocked our hands
In case I passed out

When I look back I wallow
I´ll do my best to not romanticize
And every bird above is not a sparrow
And even a mortician sees the funny side
So do I
So do I
So do I

Oh they can see the funny side and so can I
Oh they can see the funny side and so can I