My left shoe´s on my right foot,
My right shoe´s on my left.
Oh! Listen to me Mimi,
Of reason I´m bereft!
The buttons of my trousers

Are button´d to my vest;
Oh! Listen to me Mimi,
Mere passion´s in my breast!
(Refrain)
Mimi, you funny little good for nothing Mimi,
Am I the guy?
Mimi, you sunny little honey of a Mimi,
I´m aiming high!
Mimi, you´ve got me sad and dreamy,
You could free me, if you´d see me.
Mimi, you know I´d like to have
A little son of a Mimi bye and bye