Some people try To keep something alive After it´s gone After it dies They try all kinds of things
Like takin´ off rings Swappin´ up keys Seeing who swings
I´m happy to say That you and I´ve got no problem Baby, I just wanted you to know
I don´t want to have a threesome I don´t want to sleep with nobody else I don´t want to be a swinger I´d rather keep you all to myself
Now, sometimes at night After the kids are in bed I´m changing the channels And you´re surfin´ the web I stumble onto that show
With all of those ladies Doin´ all of those things And acting all crazy I don´t know how they manage To do all that damage We barely find enough time to kiss
I don´t want to have a threesome I don´t want to sleep with nobody else I don´t want to be a swinger I´d rather keep you all to myself
I´ve got enough spice In this family life I don´t need an affair with a friend Oh, oh I don´t wanna have a threesome Ever again
So I´ll get away If you can slip away, too I´ll meet you at three Alright, I´ll meet you at two We know just where to go We know just what to do It´s perfect that way Just me and you
I don´t want to have a threesome I don´t want to sleep with nobody else I don´t want to be no swinger I´d rather keep you all to myself I´ve got enough spice In this family life I don´t need an affair with a friend Oh, oh
I don´t wanna have a threesome Oh I don´t wanna have a threesome Oh I don´t wanna have a threesome Ever again