I admit that in the past, I´ve been a nasty They weren´t kidding when they called me, well, a witch But you´ll find that nowadays I´ve mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch, true? Yes And I fortunately know a little magic It´s a talent that I always have possessed And here lately, please, don´t laugh I use it on behalf of the miserable, lonely and depressed Pathetic
Poor unfortunate souls in pain, in need This one longing to be thinner That one wants to get the girl And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls, so sad, so true They come flocking to my cauldron Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!" And I help them? Yes, I do
Now, it´s happened once or twice Someone couldn´t pay the price And I´m afraid I had to rake ´em ´cross the coals Yes, I´ve had the odd complaint But on the whole, I´ve been a saint To those poor unfortunate souls
So here´s the deal: I´ll whip up a little potion to make you human for three days. Got that? Three days. Before the sun sets on the third day, you and the princey must share a kiss and not just any kiss: the kiss of true love. If you do, you will remain human permanently. But if you don´t, you´ll turn back into a mermaid and you belong to me. We got a deal?
I don´t know.
Life´s full of tough choices, in´it?
No, this is wrong. I can´t do this.
Fine then. Forget about the world above. Go back home to daddy and never leave again.
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul Go ahead! Make your choice I´m a very busy woman and I haven´t got all day It won´t cost much, just your voice You poor unfortunate soul, it´s sad, but true If you want to cross a bridge, my sweet You´ve got to pay the toll
Pluck a scale from off your tail A drop of blood inside the bowl! Flotsam, Jetsam, now I´ve got her, boys The boss is on a roll! This poor unfortunate soul
Beluga! Sevruga! Come winds of the Caspian Sea! Amnesia, glossitis et max laryngitis La voce to me! Now, sing! Ah, ah, ah, ah Keep singing! Ah, ah, ah, ah