We don´t smoke marijuana in Muskogee We don´t take our trips on LSD We don´t burn our draft cards down on main street ´Cause we like living right and being free We don´t make a party out of lovin´
But we like holding hands and pitching woo We don´t let our hair grow long and shaggy Like the hippies out in San Francisco do And I´m proud to be an Okie from Muskogee A place where even squares can have a ball We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse White lightnin´s still the biggest thrill of all Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear Beads and roman sandals won´t be seen Football´s still the roughest thing on campus And the kids still respect the college dean And I´m proud to be an Okie from Muskogee A place where even squares can have a ball We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse White lightnin´s still the biggest thrill of all