Without that ´57 Cadillac And that mini mansion in a cul-de-sac That 15-gallon Stetson hat That you wear all the time And those real expensive rounds of golf
And this diamond you´re still payin´ off Just know as soon as you get caught They´ll all be good as mine
I called that lawyer up in Dallas The one who´s livin´ in that palace So I know he´s good at winnin´ If you think there´s somethin´ that you´re missin´ And you start steppin´ out Only one thing can console me If you´re gonna leave me in San Antone Remember the alimony
If you like livin´ at your mama´s house And drinkin´ Milwaukee´s best on a hand-me-down couch And you´re gonna love how this all works out
´Cause it all works out for me What´s mine is mine, and what´s yours is mine So go on, baby, have a real good time I´ll be countin´ the dollars, you´ll be rollin´ the dimes Freedom don´t come free
´Cause I called that lawyer up in Dallas The one who´s livin´ in that palace So I know he´s good at winnin´ If you think there´s somethin´ that you´re missin´ And you start steppin´ out Only one thing can console me If you´re gonna leave me in San Antone Remember the alimony
For richer, not for poorer
Well, consider this your spoiler If you think you can´t afford her Well, you can´t afford me too
So if you start steppin´ out Only one thing can console me If you´re gonna leave me in San Antone Well, remember the alimony
You ain´t gonna have a row to hoe Go on and do your dog and pony show If you´re gonna be a dumbass Honey, I hope you remember the alimony