[Miranda Lambert] They don´t have rhinestone ball and chains Lunch trays don´t come with Chardonnay The bars there ain´t got boys to buy us drinks We´d stick out like two bottled blondes
I must admit it don´t sound fun For fifteen girls to have to share one sink
[ Miranda Lambert] He cheated, he´s a villain And you know I´d help you kill him
[Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris] But we´re way too pretty for prison Hard time ain´t our kind of livin´ And I don´t want to talk about The way those jumpsuits wash us out We´re way too pretty for prison
[Maren Morris] Antifreeze and Gatorade Arsenic in his lemonade Takes just one snip to bleed his brakes
But we ain´t gonna do it (She ain´t gonna do it) Yeah, we´ve been watching too much TV You ain´t Thelma, I ain´t Louise But if we ask ´em they´d both agree We should put him through it (Don´t put him through it)
[ Maren Morris] He cheated, he´s a villain So let´s hire somebody to kill him
[Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris] ´Cause we´re way too pretty for prison Hard time ain´t our kind of livin´ And I don´t want to talk about The way those jumpsuits wash us out We´re way too pretty for prison
[Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris] La de da da da (La de da da da) La de da da da (La de da da da) La de da da, la de da da, la de da da da
[ Miranda Lambert & Maren Morris] Well, the state won´t pay for lash extensions No Sun Tan City, not to mention That lack of waxing situation Oh, no
[Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris] ´Cause we´re way too pretty for prison Hard time ain´t our kind of livin´, no And I don´t wanna talk about The way those jumpsuits wash us out We´re way too pretty for prison
[Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris] La de da da da (La de da da da) La de da da da (La de da da da) La de da da, la de da da, la de da da da (Hey) La de da da da (Hey) La de da da da La de da da, la de da da, la de da da da