If they could see me now, that little gang of mine, I´m eating fancy chow and drinking fancy wine. I´d like those stumble bums to see for a fact The kind of top - drawer, first - rate chums I attract.
All I can say is, "Wow - ee! Look - a where I am. Tonight I landed, pow! right in a pot of jam."
What a set up! Holy cow! They´d never believe it, If my friends could see me now!
If they could see me now, alone with Mister V., Who´s waiting on me like he was a maitre d´. I hear my buddies saying: "Crazy, what gives? Tonight she´s living like the other half lives." To think the highest brow, which I must say is he, Should pick the lowest brow, Which there´s no doubt is me. What a step up! Holy cow! They´d never believe it,
If my friends could see me now!
They´d never believe it, They´d never believe it, They´d never believe it, If my friends could see me now!