Your boyfriend, he went down on one knee well, could it be he´s only got one knee?
I tried to surprise you with Vodka or, Tizer I can´t quite remember but you didn´t thank me you didn´t even thank me because you never do
Your boyfriend, he has the gift of the gab or, could it be the gift of the grab? I tried to surprise you I lay down beside you and...nothing much happened and you didn´t phone me you didn´t even phone me because it´s not your style
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Your boyfriend, he displays to me more than just a hint of cruelty I tried to surprise you I crept up behind you with a homeless chihuahua you gushed for an hour you handed him back and said "You´ll never guess I´m bored now"