You and me, we´re not the same
I am a sinner, you are a saint
When we get to the pearly gates
You´ll get the green light
I´ll get the old door in the face

Doo, doo, doo
I´m a loser, a disgrace, yeah

I´ve found love in the strangest place
Tied up and branded, locked in a cage
I say I´m gonna stage a great escape
Let loose and love all
But baby we´re out of place

Doo, doo, doo
I´m a loser, a disgrace
You´re a beauty
A luminary, in my face

I got it all, and not a lot, I got a lot less than a lot
I´ve got problems, not just the ones that are little

It´s those people problems, it´s something to consider
When you come for dinner at my place

I seem to find myself with the craziest of dames
They get the ball on me, I do forget the chains
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Some say strange be a stranger´s game
Some go to baseball, some go to base and face
What you can´t seem to say

Doo, doo, doo
I´m a loser, a disgrace, yeah
You´re a beauty
A luminary in my face

I´ve got a lot, not a lot, I got a lot less than a lot

I´ve got problems, not just the ones that are little
It´s those people problems, it´s something to consider
When you come for dinner at my place

I´ve got problems, not just the ones that are little
It´s those people problems, it´s something to consider
When you come for dinner at my, something to consider
When you come for dinner at my place