I wear women´s underwear And then I go to strike a pose in my full-length mirror
I cross my legs just like a queer But my libido is strong when a lady is near, yeah What defines a straight man´s straight? Is it the boxer in the brief or a twelve-ounce steak? Nah, I´ll tell you what a woman loves most It´s a man who can slap but can also stroke
Going in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it´s naked It´s verbatim and it´s shakin´ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No more getting elated No more listless invitations
UGH!
I live by a hospital
And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows I see people dying there But my tender age makes it hard to care The incinerator and a big smokestack It´s a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh (Makes me laugh) All I need is a heart attack, c´mon Humble my bones with a cardiac (Humble my bones with a cardiac)
Going in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it´s naked It´s verbatim and it´s shakin´ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No more getting elated No more listless invitations
For the love of fuck (Love of fuck) For the sake of Pete (Sake of Pete) Did you ever really think you´d love a guy like me? (Ever really think you´d love a guy like me?) I am the rooster in the morning (Rooster in the morning) I´m the cock of the day (Cock of the day) I´m the boxer in the briefs (Boxer in the briefs) I´m a twelve-ounce steak (Twelve-ounce steak)
Eh-oh, eh-oh Eh-oh, eh-oh Yabo, yabo Yabo, yabo Yabo It´s verbatim And yeah, and it´s naked
And yeah, and it´s shakin´ It shakes, shakes, shakes