Your eyes are open, you can´t see
Lying there out of your tree
Your knees are flipping on the floor
Your mouth ain´t making sense no more

A real hero, a real zero
You know his name, he´s the bozo

Your boring waffle gets me down
Grab your hat and get outta town
Why do you always want to gab
Sling your hook, I ain´t your dad

A real hero, a real zero
I know your name, you´re the bozo

You tell those awful bloody jokes
Pulling bloody awful strokes
You´re groping everbody´s bint
You never buy a bastard a drink

A real hero, a real zero
You´re everywhere, you´re a bozo

I curse the day you were fucking born