I´m a dirty old man
I do what I can
Trying to make a living
I´m a dirty old man

I like to get hammered
On Friday night
Sometimes I can´t wait
So Monday´s alright
It´s a battle with the bottle
I´ll win it alright
But I lost another round
In the bar last night

I´m a dirty old man
I do what I can
Trying to make a living
I´m a dirty old man

Yeah, I´m going to get fired
For drinking on the job
Got caught with the boss´ wife
In the parking lot

I´m going to get killed
For doing this again
But I just can´t help it
It´s under my skin

I´m a dirty old man
I do what I can
I´m going to get hammered
And do it again

I´m a dirty old man
I do what I can
Trying to make a living
I´m a dirty old man

Got a bag of frozen peas
I use on my knees
I injured from begging

And trying to please
If you believe that
I´m losing my fat
Got a workout program
And a new rubber mat

I´m a dirty old man
I do what I can
Trying to make a living
I´m a dirty old man

I´m a dirty old man

It´s a battle with the bottle
I´ll win it alright
But I lost another round
In the bar last night
I´m a dirty old man