Here´s a story about Surfer Joe
He caught the big one,
but he let it go
There´s somebody satisfied

with winning.
Back on the boardwalk
there´s Moe the Sleaze
Sells good things
and aims to please
He´s almost even but
he doesn´t mind a handout.
Come on down
for a pleasure cruise
We´re all going
on a pleasure cruise
Come on down
for a pleasure cruise
Plenty of women,
plenty of booze.
Give your ticket
to Moe the Sleaze
He´s the one that´s

weak in the knees
His pants are baggy,
but you can see them shaking.
I´ll introduce you to Surfer Joe
He may be there,
I really don´t know
We can smoke garfong
and watch him ride
the big one.
Come on down
for a pleasure cruise
We´re all going
on a pleasure cruise
Come on down
for a pleasure cruise
Plenty of women,
plenty of booze.
Come on down, come on down

Come on down, come on.
Here´s a story about Surfer Joe
He caught the big one,
and he let it go
There´s somebody satisfied
with winning.
Here´s a story about Surfer Joe
He caught the big one,
and he let it go
He´s somebody satisfied
with winning.
He´s somebody.