She wanted to be a nun
Until that fateful day we met
I beat the crucifix
In a game of Russian roulette
I burned my Beatles records

Because she hated number nine
She licked rock cocaine suckers
Laughed, said her mom´s doin´ mine

Well, are you an illusion
Or am I just getting stoned
Because I can´t take it alone
I can´t take it alone
I hope I didn´t just give away the ending

We started limping
Caught the handicap shuttle to town
And yelled, ´God´s healed us´
As we ran off the bus the driver just frowned
By the way this girl was sexy and she wouldn´t touch you
This may not be true
But I said it so you´d feel involved with this song

Are you an illusion
Or am I just getting stoned
Because I can´t take it alone
I can´t take it alone
I hope I didn´t just give away the ending

We caught a fey taxi driver
I smiled the ride was free
I felt like Amsterdam
She wanted more drugs and maybe me
I told her dealer I was broke
He hired a cameraman
We did a porno film for coke
I hear I´m big in Japan

Are you an illusion
Or am I just getting stoned

Because I can´t take it alone
I can´t take it alone
I hope I didn´t just give away the ending

We went back to her kitchen
Put the coke in a can
Tied up a tv minister
In walked her dad
He started drinking coffee
Too much sugar on the go
He fell dead on the floor
He thought the coke was sweet `n low

Well are you an illusion
Or am I just getting stoned

Boy she was upset but then just stole her dad´s wallet and

I drove him to the hospital
To sell all of his donatable body parts
And this is when she dies
They brought a depressed junkie in
She shot his cyanide up
I guess she thought it was Errol Flynn
I´m blamed in the confusion
The police being phoned
I don´t even love you
We weren´t even friends

It´s just that I can´t take it alone
I can´t take it alone
Uh huh
I can´t take it alone
I hope I didn´t just give away the ending
I hope I didn´t just give away the ending
I hope I didn´t just give away the ending

I hope I didn´t just give away the ending
I hope I didn´t just give away the ending
I hope I didn´t just give away the ending
Aw Jesus, ah shit
I think I just gave away the ending