Meet a girl I met Carolina
Her parents jumped off Niagra Falls
She broke her hips when she was a baby
Trying to hop the Berlin wall
It´s not that she´s anti-American

Although she shot a mayor at nine
He looked just like the prez on tv
But didn´t know in ´63 he had died

Does she think that this world is all wrong
Does she think I´ll rob her and run
When I ask her she gets her gun
And simply says scat boy scat scat
But isn´t it a wonderful world, Carolina
Look at the birdie in the sky
Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina
And isn´t it wonderful to be alive

So original in her black lipstick
Listening to some obscure band
That´s okay she´s helping the environment
By sipping pure water and such
Then she screams we better start thinking about

The ozone layer while tossing out a styrofoam cup

Does she think this world´s all wrong
Does she think I´ll rob her and run
When I ask her she gets her gun
And simply says scat boy scat scat
But isn´t it a wonderful world, Carolina
Look at the birdie in the sky
Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina
And isn´t it wonderful to be alive

Real deep shit on her mind
´Let´s kill the world take over everything´
She says, ´We don´t need politicians
They breed mistrust
And as a matter of fact did you steal my purse?´
Yeah, but isn´t it a wonderful world, Carolina
Look at the birds in the sky

Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina
So isn´t it wonderful to be alive
Huh isn´t it beautiful to be a
Isn´t it wonderful to be alive
Fuck yeah, it´s so wonderful I feel like
Dying, smiling