Everybody got a room Everybody got a room Everybody got a room In God´s Hotel. Everybody got a room.
Well you´ll never see a sign hanging on the door Sayin ´No vacancies anymore´.
Everybody got wings Everybody got wings Everybody got wings In God´s Hotel. Everybody got wings. You´ll never see a sign hanging on the door Sayin ´At no time may both feet leave the floor´
Everybody got a harp Everybody got a harp Everybody got a harp In God´s Hotel. Everybody got a harp.
You´ll never see a sign hanging on the wall Sayin ´No harps allowed in the hotel at all´.
Everybody got a cloud Everybody got a cloud Everybody got a cloud In God´s Hotel. Everybody got a cloud. You´ll never see a sign hanging on the wall Sayin ´Smoking and drinking will be thy downfall´.
Everybody hold a hand Everybody hold a hand Everybody hold a hand In God´s Hotel.
Everybody hold a hand. You´ll never see a sign hung up above your door ´No visitors allowed in rooms, By law!´
Everybody´s halo shines Everybody´s halo shines Everybody´s halo shines In God´s Hotel. Everybody´s halo lookin´ fine. You won´t see a sign staring at you from the wall Sayin ´Lights out! No burnin the midnight oil!´
Everybody got good credit. You´ll never see a sign stuck on the cash-box drawer Sayin ´Credit tommorow!!´ or ´Want credit?!? Haw, haw haw!!´
Everybody is blind Everybody is blind Everybody is blind In God´s Hotel. Everybody is blind. You´ll never see a sign on the front door ´No red skins. No Blacks. And that means you, baw!´
Everybody is deaf
Everybody is deaf Everybody is deaf In God´s Hotel. Everybody is deaf. You´ll never find a sign peeling off the bar-room wall ´Though shalt not blaspheme, cuss, holler or bawl´.
Everybody is dumb Everybody is dumb Everybody is dumb In God´s Hotel. Everybody is dumb. So you´ll never see on the visiting-room wall ´Though shalt not blaspheme, cuss, holler or bawl´.
Everybody got Heaven Everybody got Heaven Everybody got Heaven In God´s Hotel. Everybody got Heaven. So you´ll never see scribbled on the bathroom wall ´Let Rosy get ya Heaven, dial 686-844!´