I´m in a bar full of bikers and a handful of junkies
There´s a 50-50 chance that they´re planin´ to jump me,
Anybody drinking here is lucky just to leave here alive!

Oh! Well my favorite little waitress has a hold on my eye,
But there´s a shotgun loaded hidden under the bar,
Her finger´s on the trigger, if anybody gets outta line!

There´s other places that are better to go,
But I´m addicted to the red light show,
Feel like a king and she´s my ace in the hole,
And I can´t get enough of the things that she does!

She´s gonna be, my, midnight queen,
Lock ´n´ load and I´m ready to go!
She´s gonna lick, my, pistol clean,
She´s got a hold on me and ain´t lettin´ go!

And I can´t get enough of the things that she does!

Well she walks like a model and she talks like a trucker,
Doesn´t want a lollipop but she sure loves a sucker.
They´re closin´ in around her, I´m cuttin´ to the front of the line!

She´s got a bottle of Tequila and a lime for her lips
Lay that body on the bar and put that salt on her hips,
I was lyin´ when I told her that I´m only gonna lick her tonight!

There´s other places that are better to go,

But I´m addicted to the red light show,
Feel like a king and she´s my ace in the hole,
And I can´t get enough of the things that she does!

She´s gonna be, my, midnight queen,
Lock ´n´ load and I´m ready to go!
She´s gonna lick, my, pistol clean,
She´s got a hold on me and ain´t lettin´ go!
She´s gonna be, my, sex machine,
And I can never get her under control
She´s gonna climb, all, over me,
I´m like a pony in my own rodeo
And I can´t get enough of the things that she does!

And I can´t get enough of the things that she does!

She´s gonna be, my, midnight queen,
Lock ´n´ load and I´m ready to go!
She´s gonna lick, my, pistol clean,
She´s got a hold on me and ain´t lettin´ go!
She´s gonna be, my, sex machine,
And I can never get her under control
She´s gonna climb, all, over me,
I´m like a pony in my own rodeo
And I can´t get enough of the things that she does!