I Judge By What She´s Wearing
Just How Many Heads I´m Tearing
Off Of Assholes Coming Onto Her
Each Night Seems Like It´s Getting Worse
And I Wish She´d Take The Night Off

So I Don´t Have To Fight Off
Every Asshole Coming Onto Her
It Happens Every Night She Works

They´ll Go And Ask The Dj
To Find Out Just What Would She Say
If They All Tried Coming On To Her
Don´t They Know It´s Never Going To Work?
They Think They´ll Get Inside Her
With Every Drink They Buy Her
As They All Try Coming On To Her
This Time Somebody´s Gettin´ Hurt

Here Comes The Next Contestant
Is That Your Hand On My Girlfriend?
Is That Your Hand?
I Wish You´d Do It Again (I´ll Watch You Leave Here Limping)

And I Wish You´d Do It Again (I´ll Watch You Leave Here Limping)
There Goes The Next Contestant

And I Even Feel The Ladies
They´re Cool But Twice As Crazy
Just As Bad For Coming Onto Her
Don´t They Know It´s Never Going To Work
And Each Time She Bats An Eyelash
Somebody´s Grabbing Her Ass
Everyone Keeps Coming Onto Her
This Time Somebody´s Gettin´ Hurt

Here Comes The Next Contestant
Is That Your Hand On My Girlfriend?
Is That Your Hand?
I Wish You´d Do It Again (I´ll Watch You Leave Here Limping)

And I Wish You´d Do It Again (I´ll Watch You Leave Here Limping)
There Goes The Next Contestant

I´m Hating What She´s Wearing
Everybody Here Keeps Staring
I Can´t Wait Til They Get What They Deserve
This Time Somebody´s Gettin´ Hurt

Here Comes The Next Contestant
Is That Your Hand On My Girlfriend?
Is That Your Hand?
I Wish You´d Do It Again (I´ll Watch You Leave Here Limping)
And I Wish You´d Do It Again (I´ll Watch You Leave Here Limping)
And I Wish You´d Do It Again (Each Night Seems Like It´s Getting Worse)

And I Wish You´d Do It Again (This Time Somebody´s Gettin´ Hurt)
There Goes The Next Contestant