[Chad Kroeger & Billy F. Gibbons] I´m through with standing in line to clubs I´ll never get in It´s like the bottom of the ninth and I´m never gonna win
This life hasn´t turned out quite the way I want it to be (Tell me what you want) I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs And a bathroom I can play baseball in And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me (Ah, so what you need?) I´ll need a, a credit card that´s got no limit And a big black jet with a bedroom in it Gonna join the mile high club at thirty-seven thousand feet (Been there, done that) I want a new tour bus full of old guitars My own star on Hollywood Boulevard Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me (So how you gonna do it?)
[Chad Kroeger] I´m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I´d even cut my hair and change my name
[Chad Kroeger] ´Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We´ll all stay skinny ´cause we just won´t eat And we´ll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars Every good gold digger´s gonna wind up there Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair, and we´ll Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar (Ooh) Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
[Chad Kroeger & Billy F. Gibbons]
I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels Hire eight bodyguards that love to beat up assholes Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free (I´ll have the quesadilla, ha-ha) I´m gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me (Does this make me look fat?) (So how you gonna do it?)
[Chad Kroeger] I´m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I´d even cut my hair and change my name
[Chad Kroeger]
´Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We´ll all stay skinny ´cause we just won´t eat And we´ll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars Every good gold digger´s gonna wind up there Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair, and we´ll And we´ll hide out in the private rooms With the latest dictionary of today´s who´s who They´ll get you anything with that evil smile Everybody´s got a drug dealer on speed dial, well Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
[Chad Kroeger] I´m gonna sing those songs that offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser Get washed-up singers writing all my songs Lip sync ´em every night so I don´t get ´em wrong
[Chad Kroeger] Well, we all just wanna be big rockstars And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We´ll all stay skinny ´cause we just won´t eat And we´ll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars Every good gold digger´s gonna wind up there Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair And we´ll hide out in the private rooms With the latest dictionary of today´s who´s who They´ll get you anything with that evil smile Everybody´s got a drug dealer on speed dial, well Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar (Ooh)