It´s not ´cause I wouldn´t It´s not ´cause I shouldn´t And, you know though well, it´s not ´cause I couldn´t It´s simply because I´m the laziest gal in town
My poor heart is achin´ To bring home the bacon And if I find myself alone and forsaken It´s simply because I´m the laziest gal in town
Though I´m more than willing to learn How these gals get so much extra money to burn Every little proposition I just turn it down ´Way down
It´s not ´cause I wouldn´t It´s not ´cause I shouldn´t, honey And, you know, that it´s not ´cause I couldn´t It´s simply because I´m the laziest, laziest gal in town