Ladies, gentlemen
("Vandalist" is a tremendous word)
(Such as, it´s my pleasure to present)
(The Vandalist)

I sleep with one eye open, my shoes always on
Ladies, gentlemen
You really got me looking mad
I dream to be the joker
My smile is a scar
Ladies, gentlemen
You really got me looking mad (Uh)

Oops, you cut me up like a Pac-Man (What?)
Back up, I come back like a Batman (Bat)
Mic check, I´ma scoop for the madman
Ladies and gentlemen, you got me lookin´ mad
Oops, I forgot a line in your article (I)
Click on the clickbait, I go viral (I)
Coming up with the bots and the psychos

Ladies and gentlemen (You got me)

I´m only here for benefits
Yeah, all my friends are counterfeits
My bills are paid, I´m down for it
Just tell me who you want to hit
My hit list won´t be getting long
As long as I can sing this song
I wrote you in just for the twist
I´m done, lock your door

(Ah-ha) Coming like a vandalist
(Ah-ha) They say, "You better handle this" (Ah)
They don´t want to know where all their Nike´s are from (Swish)
(Ah-ha) Coming like a vandalist

(Ah-ha) But they don´t want a hand in this (Ah)
They don´t want to know where all the bodies have gone
Busta, busta, bust (Ooh)

Oops, I´m in a critical mental (What?)
Pop-pop, I pop pills like a Mento (Ment´)
Jackpot, there´s a price on my head now
So I sleep with one eye open
My heart is always broken
My shoes are always walking
I see them aiming
(Go for the pan shot)

I´m only here for benefits
Yeah, all my friends are counterfeits

My bills are paid, I´m down for it
Just tell me who you want to hit
My hit list won´t be getting long
As long as I can sing this song
I wrote you in just for the twist
I´m done, lock your door

(Ah-ha) Coming like a vandalist
(Ah-ha) They say, "You better handle this" (Ah)
They don´t want to know where all their Nike´s are from (La, la, la, swish)
(Ah-ha) Coming like a vandalist
(Ah-ha) But they don´t want a hand in this (Ah)
They don´t want to know where all the bodies have gone (Yeah)

("Vandalist" is a tremendous word)
(Such as, it´s my pleasure to present)
(The Vandalist)

Oops, you think you won
But I still made you sing along, ah
Oops, you think you won
But I still made you sing along (The vandalist)
Oops, you think you won
But I still made you sing along, ah
Oops, you think you won
But I still made you sing along, ha
Oops, you think you won
But I still made you sing along, oh
Oops, you think you won
But I still made you sing along, ah
Oops, you think you won

But I still made you sing along, ha

Pop-pop
Pop-pop (Go home with my whole gang)
Pop-pop
Pop-pop
Pop-pop (I´m done)
Pop-pop (Coming like a vandalist)
Pop-pop (I think I need a therapist)
Pop-pop (So I can better handle this)