Yeah, you must think you´re funny calling him at ten o´clock
You think he thinks you´re pretty, I can guarantee he does not
I know you see me, do you think that you can win this game?

Yeah, you must think you´re so attractive when you´re playing dumb
The only thing you´re showing him is how desperate you´ve become
I hope you trip over the boundaries that you´ve stepped right over

Now go ahead and shoot your shot
Baby, let me know how it goes
Know him better than you thought
And I think you should know

You´re his apocalyptic crush
He´d like you only if there was
No one left on Earth
Babe, I´m sorry if that hurts
But he´s mine until then

You´re his apocalyptic crush
If we all died, you´d be the one
Who´d get to kiss him in the ashes
So hey, what are the chances of World War 3?
´Cause he´s never gonna like you like he likes me