If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
´cause right now on earth I can´t do jack
without the man up on my back

now heaven would be a DJ
spinning dub all night long
and heaven would just kicking back
with Jesus packing my bong
and if you don´t believe in Jesus and Muhammad or Buddha too
and while the world is warring
just sit back and laugh at you singing..

If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
´cause right now on earth I can´t do jack
without the man up on my back

now most people think of heaven
they see those pearly gates
but I looked a little closer
and there´s a sign says "do not skate"

so if you wanna come to my heaven
well we´re all gonna have a ball
and everyone u know is welcome
´cause we got no gates or walls singing.

If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
´cause right now on earth I can´t do shit
without the man fucking with it

and then I got to the gate
pulled a list that I´d been calling fate
I´m sorry friend you can´t come in
you gotta a list here that doesn´t end
you´re mad ´cause I smoke dope
you teaching any classes in how to cope
I´ll find a place to rest my head
I rather be alone now that I´m dead

like Christian hossoi way back in 87
we´ll be busting Christ air´s until we get to heaven
think I really care that I miss my biology
got my education in stale fishology
with all your rules you got to chill
I´m gonna twist out Mike McGill
I´m gonna twist out ´cause I got the skills
I´m gonna twist out ´cause I got the skills... got the skills got the skills

heaven is a halfpipe..
heaven is a halfpipe..

If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
´cause right now on earth I can´t do jack
without the man up on my back

If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
´cause right now on earth I can´t do shit
without the man fucking with it