[HAMILTON] Oh, well, sure, sir I´m Alexander Hamilton, I´m at your service, sir I have been looking for you
[BURR] I´m getting nervous
[HAMILTON] Sir… I heard your name at Princeton. I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It´s a blur, sir. He handles the financials?
[BURR] You punched the bursar
[HAMILTON] Yes! I wanted to do what you did. Graduate in two, then join the revolution. He looked at me like I was stupid, I´m not stupid
So how´d you do it? How´d you graduate so fast?
[BURR] It was my parents´ dying wish before they passed
[HAMILTON] You´re an orphan. Of course! I´m an orphan God, I wish there was a war!
Then we could prove that we´re worth more Than anyone bargained for…
[BURR] Can I buy you a drink?
[HAMILTON] That would be nice
[BURR] While we´re talking, let me offer you some free advice Talk less
[HAMILTON] What?
[BURR]
Smile more
[HAMILTON] Ha
[BURR] Don´t let them know what you´re against or what you´re for
[HAMILTON] You can´t be serious
[BURR] You wanna get ahead?
[HAMILTON] Yes
[BURR] Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead
[LAURENS] Yo yo yo yo yo! What time is it?
[LAURENSLAFAYETTEMULLIGAN] Show time!
[BURR] Like I said…
[LAURENS] Show time! Show time! Yo! I´m John Laurens in the place to be! Two pints o´ Sam Adams, but I´m workin´ on three, uh!
Those redcoats don´t want it with me! Cuz I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I´m free!
[LAFAYETTE] Oui oui, mon ami, je m´appelle Lafayette! The Lancelot of the revolutionary set! I came from afar just to say “Bonsoir!” Tell the King “Casse toi!” Who´s the best? C´est moi!
[MULLIGAN] Brrrah brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan Up in it, lovin´ it, yes I heard ya mother said “Come again?”
[LAFAYETTE & LAURENS] Ayyyyy
[MULLIGAN] Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course It´s hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets…
[LAFAYETTE] Wow
[LAURENS] No more sex, pour me another brew, son! Let´s raise a couple more…
[LAURENSLAFAYETTEMULLIGAN] To the revolution!
[LAURENS] Well, if it ain´t the prodigy of Princeton college!
[MULLIGAN] Aaron Burr!
[LAURENS] Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!
[BURR] Good luck with that: you´re takin´ a stand You spit. I´m ‘a sit. We´ll see where we land
[LAFAYETTEMULLIGAN] Boooo!
[LAURENS] Burr, the revolution´s imminent. What do you stall for?
[HAMILTON] If you stand for nothing, Burr, what´ll you fall for?
[MULLIGANLAFAYETTELAURENS] Ooh Who you? Who you? Who are you?
[MULLIGANLAFAYETTELAURENS] Ooh, who is this kid? What´s he gonna do?